Coldplay - "Music Of The Spheres" (2021)

Coldplay are a particularly over-hated group, with much of their 2000s output being really good pop and rock. There's a reason they're one of the biggest selling artists of the last 20 years, their songs have a universal emotion and earnestness to them. Even their pivot to out and out pop in the 2010s wasn't that bad, with each record sporting at least one or two songs of real quality. However, this latest album, Music Of The Spheres, is everything that haters of pop-era Coldplay make them out to be. Its a bland, genre-less, biteless, insipid record made for the widest, most lowest-common-denominator audience; and sports montages and car adverts. 

All is obvious from the lead single, Higher Power, which is just half-baked knock-off of The Weeknd's Blinding Lights, and that's the best song on the record. It's not the worst Coldplay single (Something Just Like This exists after all), but it's certainly the most homogenised and forgettable. The next track released is the closer, Coloratura, which is such a bait and switch from Higher Power (and the rest of the album as a whole). It is a 10 minute piano-prog space rock song and certainly the 'artiest' on the record, but ultimately is pretty limp and lifeless so doesn't really save the cynical, clinical 30 mins of focus tested pop beforehand.

In between these two tracks are bland, trend chasing songs with the most dumbed down, 'relatable' lyrics and squeaky clean, edgeless instrumentals produced by pop superproducer Max Martin and a whole team of others. There are pointless interludes designed just to pad out the tracklist that have tacky emoji titles. There is nothing interesting or unique or passionate about this record at all, just the band and label cynically trying to keep their relevance as sales juggernauts. HumanKind has stupid lyrics about how everyone is only human and the belief that everyone could just get along if we are all kind to each other, against really tacky sounding 80s pop-rock synths and squeaky clean guitars. Chris Martin's voice sounds terrible on the hook, with the elongated falsetto "huuumaaaan" sounding strained and squeeky. Let Somebody Go is the blandest and most by the numbers break up ballad; and makes soppy ballads like Everglow and True Love from the bands back catalogue seem angsty by comparison. Selena Gomez also adds nothing to the track and has zero chemistry with Chris. It really sounds like she just submitted her vocals over email for the pay check.

My Universe is an equally nothing-y pop song featuring BTS just to cash in on their name and rabid fanbase. It is a bland and forgettable synth pop song with nothing unique about it, and BTS bringing no flare to it whatsoever. 🤍 Is a cringy choral ballad about how "boys don't cry" but lacks any of the simplicity and sincerity that makes The Cure song it cynically cribs from so great. People of The Pride is a trashy pop-rock revolution song that takes the beat from Sam Sparro's Black and Gold and forces it to sound somewhere in-between Muse's Uprising and Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus. The lyrics are tacky and pandering, and lack any angst, let alone anything particularly targeted or meaningful. Biutiful is so truly awful that the name is intentionally misspelled, and is so basic and underwritten it tries to mask it with gimmicky pitch shifted vocals.

The most offensive thing about this record is that it is designed to be so nothing-y and milk toast that it can easily slip into the background, and therefore be played anywhere and everywhere. None of these songs are particularly annoying - they don't have enough character to even be that. If Coldplay weren't capable of so much better, I wouldn't even be bothered to care about this record. It is faceless, lacking in any personality; just a cynical exercise in cashing in on the band's silent majority fanbase. I barely remembered anything about this record in the months since it came out and writing this review, and I will quickly forget everything about it again after I am done.

2/10

Elbow - "Flying Dream 1" (2021)

 

Elbow have spent the past couple of years in lockdown quite reflectively, reissuing vinyls of all their previous albums, adding previously unavailable live albums onto streaming, and releasing a 20th anniversary edition of their debut, Asleep In The Back, complete with their earliest EPs and B-sides as bonus tracks. This mentality has clearly rolled over into this new record, with tracks like the title track and The Seldom Seen Kid referencing previous songs and albums in the bands catalogue. Written in lockdown, and then recorded in the Theatre Royal in Brighton before it reopened, the record sounds both live and warm; yet airy and quiet - like Guy Garvey and co are playing to an empty audience. Which is kind of what they are doing.

Written without the usual idea of an album cycle consisting of radio-ready singles and performing live on tour; the band has gone further down the subtle and gentle route they have been starting to head towards with their past couple of albums. This is the biggest departure from the anthems of The Seldom Seen Kid and Build A Rocket Boys era of the band. There's not a single soaring anthem for TV montages or crunchy, bluesy guitar riff on here. All 10 tracks are slow, patient ballads with beautiful instrumentation reflecting on good times gone by and the small joyous things in life that we all had to focus on to get by during much of 2020 and 2021.

In typical fair for Elbow, the songs here are quality. This is a band that just doesn't release bad songs, even 9 albums in. However, I will say this is perhaps the Elbow album I've connected with the least on release. I think its more due to where I am in my life currently, 2021 has been a whirlwind, and songs about quiet moments with your family and memories of old friends. I feel like I would've found more connection to this record if it actually came out in lockdown; rather than the frenzied rush of life afterwards. Like I said, though, it is still a quality record with some really enjoyable songs on it.

The two singles are particular highlights, being truly beautiful ballads that just feel so pure and heartfelt. Six Words is a patient love song that slowly unravels from stripped back, plucked orchestration to a much fuller and warmer sound filled with drums and bass. The Seldom Seen Kid is an ode to Bryan Glancy, a late friend of the band, and captures the feelings of nostalgia and longing so perfectly. Garvey sings to his wife "Babe, if you met him" and it feels so bittersweet and pure against the open airy woodwind instrumentation and emotional piano solo.

The first half of the record on the whole feels quite cold, almost as you can feel the emptiness of the theatre. Flying Dream 1 and Is It a Bird feel stark and simple, barely filling the mix out with a lot of empty space. They have some beautiful lyrics and melodies, but they don't flaunt them. After the Eclipse sits in-between them and is certainly a much warmer sounding song. It is dreamy and woozy, with very Pink Floyd-esque guitar lines and vocal melodies. It sounds just like a hazy summer sunset, but is still very reserved and timid. Calm and Happy rounds out the first half with perhaps the calmest and simplest song yet. Here you can really feel the emptiness of the theatre; with the revering twangs of the guitar of the walls. All of these songs are really well written, but their placement makes the record feel like it takes a while to get going. The only song that feels like it fully unravels and lets itself go in the first half is Six Words.

The second half kicks off with the much more melancholic and powerful Come On, Blue. It's still a slow tune, but the waves of hazy synths and Guy's much more prominent vocals make it feel so much more present than a lot of the first half. The Only Road is much more up-tempo and upbeat. The plodding drums and simple strummed guitar fit perfectly to the lyrics about Guy Garvey going on a road trip with his wife and child. It might be the cutest and most wholesome song the band has ever made, and they have always been ones for soppy sentimentality. Red Sky Radio (Baby Baby Baby) is this half spoken word, half sung song with some beautiful elements to it. The lyrics are great, and the instrumentation is the most powerful on the record up to that point. But it doesn't quite come together, I think due to the songs deliberately off-balance nature. Like it is a really beautiful song at its core, but trying desperately to be rough around the edges and unkempt. The closer is the closest we get to a traditional Elbow anthemic single, being a euphoric blue-eyed soul song dedicated to his young son, aptly titled What Am I Without you. The electric organ and bouncy 60s doo-wap rhythm give it a really timeless nature and is such a hopeful way to end quite a quiet and reflective release from the band.

Elbow are my favourite band, and their records always end up being the soundtrack to my life at various stages; so while I'm not quite in love with Flying Dream 1 right now, I know there will be a day when I will be head over heals for this record. As it stands right now, Elbow's song writing and musicianship is as still as on point as it always has been, and reflects a level of stability and content that I'm sure I would connect with I wasn't in such a hectic stage in my life.

Top Tracks: After The Eclipse, Is It A Bird, Six Words, Come On, Blue, The Only Road, The Seldom Seen Kid, What Am I Without You

7/10

Little Simz - "Sometimes I Might Be Introvert" (2021)

Wow, turns out masters courses are hard work - so this is the longest break I've had on here. Anyway, hopefully back to more regular posts now. Little Simz burst into the mainstream sphere with her 2019 album, GREY Area; a raw and gritty hip hop record with a concise flow and poignant introspective lyrics. It was my favourite record of that year and it has not dropped out of my rotation since. Sometimes I Might Be Introvert, while still of excellent quality, couldn't be anything more different. It is a maximalist, 'magnum opus' scale record that brings back a lot of the neo-soul and funk elements of Simz' earlier output; but amping up the confidence and gravitas to another level. At over an hour long, with 19 tracks (5 of which are grandiose orchestral and spoken word interludes), SIMBI (also Simz' personal nickname) is a behemoth. This dramatic, semi-narrative structure is clearly borrows from hip hop giants like Kanye West and Kendrick Lamar; as does the theming around the struggle between the artist and the person off the stage, and the deeper introspection on Simz' psyche. It is obvious that Simz' is aiming for this record to be mentioned in the same conversations as My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy and To Pimp A Butterfly. And for the most part, she gets there.

The record kicks off with its strongest run, from the opening Introvert to I Love You, I Hate You. Introvert is this massive, world shattering orchestral hip hop song that elevates Simz' lyrics from musings about her place in the world to a 'do or die' level of intensity. This instantly transitions into the gorgeous 2nd track, Woman, featuring Cleo Sol. This is pure neo-soul serenity, with its smooth as anything instrumentation and Cleo's silky vocals on the hook. Woman once again instantly transitions into the jazzy and off-kilter Two Worlds Apart. These kind of snappy transitions are common throughout the entire album and they are all brilliant. Two Worlds Apart starts hazy and relaxed, with Simz rapping in a lackadaisical flow about a failing relationship that has gone stale. She slowly morphs into a more deliberate and confident flow as the track progresses, reflecting her realisation that she no longer needs this person. I Love You, I Hate You might have the most poignant and precise lyrics on the entire record, detailing Simz' relationship with her estranged father and the trauma and baggage that comes with a parent walking out on their family. This is all set to a snappy funk beat and warped, repeated soul sample of the line "I love you, I hate you", that just oozes intensity and importance.

Following this is the first interlude of the record, Little Q, Pt.1,  a spoken word interlude from Simz' cousin leading into Little Q, Pt.2, a song which Simz' wrote from his perspective about the experiences he has been through including a near fatal stabbing which left him in a coma. The song is built around hopeful children's choir backing vocals that give a sense of joyousness and innocence; as if it is relieving itself of the cycle of anger and violence that perpetuates in the gang cultures that sent Little Q to a hospital bed. Little Q, Pts. 1 and 2 sits as sort of a transition from the very funk and soul heavy first few tracks to the much more eclectic middle section, which starts with the first of the fantastical, orchestral interludes. While I certainly get the need for some kind of interludes on the album to break up its various styles and genres, the musical theatre-esque melodrama of them is really on the nose and doesn't really do all that much to smooth over the transitions between the different styled songs. In fact I much prefer the hard, snappy cuts such as the one between Introvert and Woman.

While all the songs in the middle section on the record are at the very least pretty great, it is the part of the record with the most sonic whiplash. Speed is a raw and gritty tune that would've fit perfectly on GREY Area with its gruff bass and fuzzy synth line. This leads directly into Standing Ovation, which follows in the same dramatic and grandiose orchestral style as Introvert. The track is dynamic with a lot of tempo changes; which makes it feel like the grand centrepiece of the album. Then the album whips back to the neo-soul sounds of the first leg with the super sexy and suave I See You, before crashing into another interlude. After this we have the edgy and sinister sounding Rollin Stone, which leads into the biggest 180 on the record, the bouncy synth-funk bop, Protect My Energy. All of these songs are good tracks, but hard to place contextually within the albums flow and progression. It feels like a whistle-stop tour of everything Simz' wants to explore.

After another dramatic interlude, the album does settle down for it's last portion. This begins with the seamless back to back due of Point And Kill and Fear No Man. These jazzy afrobeat songs ooze confidence and charisma. The sound so joyous and free, like a carnival in the street. After one last interlude, the record closes with a couple of more gentle, reflective songs; where Simz reflects on her friends, family and journey. How Did You Get Here is more broad, detailing her journey through school, finding her passion for rap, finding a group of likeminded friends, and then finally striking it out on her own and finding success. Miss Understood focuses more specifically and Simz' strenuous relationship with her sister; and how the demands of being a performing artist has caused them to grow apart. Its a bittersweet and understated way to end the record and features such a soothing emotional hook that has me singing along every time.

While I think GREY Area is technically a better album on an objective level (It's tighter and more consistent in tone and theme) and I still just about prefer it personally, SIMBI's songs alone put it in the same ballpark. I managed to go see Little Simz live a few weeks ago, and the songs hold up even better in that environment. If it had just a little less sonic whiplash, and featured some slightly less on the nose interludes I would not be able to fault it at all.

Top Tracks: Introvert, Woman, Two Worlds Apart, I love You, I Hate You, Little Q, Pt. 2, Speed, Standing Ovation, I See You, Rollin Stone, Protect My Energy, Point And Kill, Fear No Man, How Did You Get Here, Miss Understood

9/10